-Watch for low hanging branches (damn people, trim that sh*t)
-Don't water your garden in your slippers and undies (yes- you are hiding behind a hose, yes- people can still see you)
-Sadly, there are more people sleeping in the woods than you think (drop off a case of water to the homeless shelter next week)
-Don't water your garden in your slippers and undies (yes- you are hiding behind a hose, yes- people can still see you)
-I can ride REALLY FAST (when dog is chasing me)
-When you are going sooo slow that a runner passes you - smile and say, "Whew, I've gone eighty miles today!" (You don't have to mention that most of it was in a car)
-Be prepared to be interviewed (and weighed) by the kids when you get home. I asked, "Did I win the Gold?" "No, but you qualified for a kiss." Ah, that's better than Gold.
